The case of Joseph Frederick

You've probably heard all about this case by now. Of course, anything having to do with "bong hits" that makes it all the way to the Supreme Court is bound to make some headlines. And so that the breath of history does not exhale too quickly, I've written this limerick to help us retain it in our collective short-term memory banks.
(Also, stay tuned for my series on the Seven Deadly Sins, coming soon.)

Joe Frederick's a student who does as he pleases
He one time put forth an unorthodox thesis
       The principal frowned
       But Joe held his ground
His 14-foot banner read "Bong Hits 4 Jesus"