The Grover Beach Grunge

This one goes out to the legions of Granola groupies who have been begging for more locally-inspired Limericks. In response to the relentless and overwhelming demand, it is my pleasure to present you all with "The Grover Beach Grunge" . . .

Rednecks rush out to the sand dunes of Grover
Breaking their limbs when their buggies roll over
              An egregious offense
              With no common sense
They might as well bulldoze the White Cliffs of Dover